Amsterdam Heavy Review, Well, Sort Of

I'm writing this on my cell as I sit here watching Amsterdam Heavy.  I thought the trailer looked sweet so we decided to see it tonight.  We're about 13 minutes into the movie and as you can tell I am not enjoying it.  The only thing that has kept me watching is the two sets of boobs they've shown.

The second scene is a guy in the car with a slutty girl.  She's giving him road-head.  They stop, he gives her some ecstasy and then they drive off and she OD's en route to a club.  The guy in the car is the worst actor I've ever seen and he's speaking with an accent that sounds like I would imagine a French guy trying to do an Indian accent with bits of Spanish.  It makes no sense.  Wait, all his friends are talking like this too.  This is stupid.

Well we've been watching this for 20 minutes and it sucks.  We're going to go see Bucky Larson and I will review that movie tomorrow.  Don't waste your money on Amsterdam Heavy!